Programmatic SEO quality gates on Workers

Uniqueness floors

Reject thin stamp spam that burns crawl budget.

Covers required

Allocate Unsplash pool IDs; avoid broken remotes.

Native hubs

FR/DE/ES/RU list sourceLocale matches — English walls are bugs.

FAQ

Ollama on laptop? No storms; compose offline or generate on VDS.

Next steps

Run the gate on your next batch before KV sync.

Operator notes

Keep a changelog of pricing, hosting, and disclosures. Prefer one solid update over thin stamp spam. Measure checkouts and refunds, not only sessions. Document URL owners and reserved covers so editors do not collide. Schedule a monthly review of broken CTAs, stale screenshots, and locale prefixes that 404 after deploys. Favokres quality gates exist so the Worker storefront stays readable while your PC stays free for other work.